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Dr. Ellie Sattler played by Laura Dern (Mask, October Sky) is a Paleo-botanist (study of fossilized plants) and girlfriend to Dr. Alan Grant. As they both accept the invitation to Hammond's preserve, she is one of the first to realize that there were dangerous plants around the park itself-"you pick them because they look nice" It was certainly preface to what was ahead. During the park tour, they stumble upon a sick Triceratops. Dr. Sattler decides to split up with the rest of the group in order to stay back with Dr. Harding and care for the Trike. Her separation from the rest was ideal because she became the "go-to" woman and single handedly went to the power shed and turned on the park's fences manually while escaping from a hungry Velociraptor.

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May 29th, 2005

Did you ever notice that it’s nearly 4am and people on my block are still up, aside from myself. The people across the street are blasting music in their car. It’s loud as shit, as a matter of fact it is shit, shit music. It’s the only kind of music people blast around here that isn’t worth blasting. Do you know what I’m talking about? If not, I’m talking about this horrible obsession with rap music that people have. They feel the need to have their bass and treble turned up all the way to the point where they feel the thumping near glass shattering feel of a sub. The only time you encounter this is with people who *love* rap music. Seriously, whenever do you hear rock & roll being blasted on 24″ subs? Never! Unless if you’re at a concert. Then. My friends. That is expectable. /rant

Yo, yo, my nigs’ what’s poppin’ in da’ hood, were ma’ fried chicken?



May 27th, 2005

Yesterday was great! (or at least I like to think so) I spent the day with my hamstress and such which led to us attending the preview screening of Serenity. We both had mellow expectations for the movie based on the trailer that was released a few weeks back. As such, the work on Serenity was incomplete. It lacked: finalization of the music score, a clean and crisp film quality, and a trilling story that was related to the spirit of Firefly.

While this movie tried to show off some aspects of Firefly it failed miserably for those who have never witnessed the magic of Firefly. Lacking also in character development and little or no explanation of who were some of the characters. The movie jumped from sequence to sequence rather abruptly, leaving some non-Firefly fans in the dust. Leaving some members of the audience saying, “What the hell?!” during the entire length of the movie. Well not the entire length of the movie, but through some parts of the movie that only fans of the series would understand. Meanwhile, all those ‘Browncoats’ kept screaming through exciting parts of the movie. Rather annoying. We know already that you like the movie, but really… enough is enough when you see what’s his name come on the screen to introduce himself and the movie.

Anyway, did I mention how much Pennsylvania is annoying? Incorrectly labeled streets that interweave with street names. One moment you’re traveling on Knights Road and the next moment you’re on Serenity Lane. You’re like “man I thought I was going straight?” Anyhow, the directions from mapquest didn’t help any either. I can’t begin to describe how sucky they were. Got to laugh at 8/10 of a mile till exit, meanwhile, the exit sign just says “exit.” How are you suppose to know it’s that exit? Heh.

Regardless of the errors in Serenity, I think those errors exist because what’s his name, Joss, wants every non-believer to buy the DVD-set of Firefly before seeing the movie. Pure, pure, pure…. PURE… forgot the word I was going to say there. Sorry.

I currently give Serenity: 3 out of 5. This is mainly because it lacks what the show contained. It didn’t fully explain the characters. It didn’t show a whole western-theme that made Firefly what it was. It didn’t explain the whole English-Chinese occupation of the Alliance and such. Leaving me to think about the other people in the theater that weren’t Firefly fans. After a while the movie became predictable and comic book like. Oh yeah, here’s a *spoiler*—Why did they kill off Wash and Shepard? Sure, kill the only two funny men in the entire series. Heh.



May 26th, 2005

I found this theme on Alexking which resembles a site that Lufelia showed me the other day, which leads me to think that they too use Wordpress 1.5 or better. I’ll be making my own modifications to this theme within the next 20 minutes. I just wanted to get something up so Lufelia doesn’t kick my ass in.

Anyway, on to what I wanted to say–Today I will be on my way to Philadelphia to see the 2nd preview screening of Serenity. I have somewhat low expectations for the film due to the trailer that Universal Studios put out. Oh well, what can I say? They ruined Jurassic Park III by pushing it out too soon with a horrible script. Not only that, recent reports show that Jack Horner, Jurassic Park trilogy dinosaur advisor, delayed the release of important information regarding the largest Tyrannosaurus ever discovered. Horner purposively delayed the results till Jurassic Park III was near completion. What kind of shit is that? Was it to build hype? If it was, then I never heard of this large Tyrannosaurus finding up until now. Damn Universal Studios. They influence so much to the point they delay life.

However, I do give them props for reviving a canceled Television show known as Firefly. We’ll see what Serenity holds in terms of a big screen action flick to its little sister television show.

On to the movies!

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May 20th, 2005

It’s easy to think money grows on trees when you’re not the one paying for any of the expenses. This month has turned out to be rather crazy in the world of expenses. I swear money just flies off the tree and out the window. Let me take a moment and expand on what has been going on.

• Thermal CPU Cooling Fan for Athlon XP Processor ~$35.50
• New AMD Athlon & 512m 3200 DDR Ram for desktop ~$155.00
• New Gigabyte Motherboard ~$76.00
• New rear breaks and cylinders ~$255.00
• Hamster Bedding ~$11.00
• Gas ~$40.00
• Tickets to see Serenity on March 26 with Luffy ~$22.00
• Parents paying for my insurance ~$3,500.00 (per year which includes ’01 Silverado, bare price for Berlinetta ~$2,750.00)
• Parents adding onto the house ~PRICELESS.

For everything else there is MASTERCARD.

On a side note: My hamsters had babies, a beautiful litter of three! I will post pictures of those little ones as soon as the mother stops trying to bite me. The father (supposed father) just does nothing but clean their fur from the looks of it.

On a side note #2: My brakes needed to be replaced in the rear because someone cut the fluid line. Who would have done such a thing? Luckily, my front breaks still functioned. More notably, the Berlinetta Camaro’s are the only Camaro’s that offered a four disc break system. Dumb ass to whoever cut them!



May 15th, 2005

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